Um. So, About My iPod.

Months and months and DAMN months ago, I told Kadinsky aka World’s Hottest Woman that she should ask ButtercupPunch readers to confess the most embarrassing song on their iPods.  Have I heard back from that hawtbitch?  No.  (I have, however, nibbled on her shoulder, so there’s that).  Anyway, confession is wicked good for the soul, so I’ma go it alone and let y’all know what I’m holding.

Things I’ve Learned from My Facebook Ads

Miley Cyrus lost 44 pounds last years, and I can too with the help of Laura’s Weight Loss.

Question: Did Miley Cyrus have 44 pounds to lose?  Or are we talking about the unexplained disappearance of an annoying younger sibling?  These are the questions that haunt my dreams.