Posts Tagged ‘Lindsey Graham’

Bringing Home the Bacon

September 5, 2008

So, when I moved to South Carolina, I was like, “Lindsey Graham is gay, right?”  But apparently he is not, and for that I am disappointed.  Because how awesome would an openly gay South Carolina senator be?  Lindsey is, however, apparently one of John McCain’s children.  South Carolina radio told me so this morning, during a story about McCain’s super close relationship with Graham.  When Cindy McCain was addressing the South Carolina RNC delegation at a breakfast the other day, she let everyone know that Lindsey is the McCains’ eight child and has his own bedroom in their home.

Kidding or not, that’s creepy.  I just hope some good can come out of it, like maybe some serious job creation with a Guantanamo II here or something.  We’re counting on you, Lindsey!


All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over Tonight

September 4, 2008

37.2 million folks watched Palin’s acceptance speech (about 40 million people watched Obama).  I watched last night out of intense curiosity, but I think I will be watching the NFL game tonight instead of the RNC.  Whether I can be bothered to change the channel at halftime to catch McCain’s speech remains to be seen.  I just watched him do a walk-though flanked by his BFFs Lieberman and Lindsey Graham (catfight!), and that’s good enough for me.

Why Did the Chicken Cross Party Lines?

September 3, 2008

Lindsey Graham: whipping boy for everyone, including Joe Lieberman.  Tonight in Minneapolis, Joe said he’s had fun traveling the campaign trail for McCain, even when Lindsey was along for the ride.  Really, Joe, I know it hurt you to stand next to my unfortunate senator on the stump, but you can’t always be the #1 chicken head in the room, bok bok.