Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Thanks But No Thanks.

September 7, 2008

I still have my copy of Dr. Seuss’ Sleep Book, which my dad read to me every night when I was a little girl.  It’s no Cat in the Hat; it’s a thousand times better because it’s funny and soothing and full of relatable anecdotes about that most universal of experiences: sleep.  I always felt a little bad, though, for the tired salesmen in the book who were passed out on the roadside from a hard day on their feet “trying to sell Zizzer-Zoof Seeds, which nobody wants because nobody needs.”

I’ve found my new Zizzer-Zoof Seeds in Bud Light Lime.  Who asked for this shit anyway?


PSA: Bacon Blog

September 6, 2008

Here.  Check it out, bitches.

Mmmmm, Bacon.

September 5, 2008

Bitches love bacon, and apparently other folks are catching on as well.  This morning, Santa Monica Public Radio’s KCRW let me know that the Minnesota and California state fairs offered chocolate-dipped bacon this year.  I Googled for more information, and of course it turns out that the Candy Addict wrote about it quite a while ago.

After having tasted some heavenly bacon toffee, I’m definitely game.