Usually our Sunday “Parade” magazine heads straight to that great green trash can in the sky, but today, bitches, my lover graces the front page (kind of a weird picture, but whatever). The real prize is inside, though, because the interview reaffirmed my love for Mr. Craig. Who would make the better Bond, the interviewer asks – Obama or McCain? Obama, he says, although McCain would make a great M because he has “a kind of Judi Dench quality.” LOVE! Check it out – you will not be disappointed.