Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb DUMB!

Dear Barry:

Joe Biden, huh?  Wrong choice, for so many reasons.  To your lack of military experience, he brings…no military experience.  To your membership in the most elite club in America, he brings…his own Senate seat.  To your least-favorite-profession-in-America job, he brings…another lawyer.  To your lack of executive experience, he brings…no executive experience.  And to the job of being America’s goodwill ambassador and savvy wingman, he brings his well-documented tendency to stick his foot in his mouth.  Not that the Republicans are good at twisting people’s words or anything, so I guess we just won’t worry about that one.  And as for those swing states and the fact that you’re down 16 motherfucking points in the South, well, I’m sure a Catholic senator from Delaware will be the yin to your yang in all things Nascar dad, working class bubba, and Joe Six Pack.  High five, Barry!  And give my regards to your advisors, may they rot in hell.  I’ll be seeing you in November, holding the short end of the stick.  Enjoy.

XOXO,

Myrtle

P.S.  That 3:22 a.m. text message announcement on a Saturday?  Genius.  Really, people were gathered around the water cooler buzzing about your choice all morning.  Can’t wait to see you put your management skills to work in Iraq.  You. are. awesome.

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4 Responses to “Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb DUMB!”

  1. AGreenEyeDevil Says:

    What.the.fucking.hell….well, I guess it’s hello MrCrankyPants for POTUS.

  2. amazonredheadedubervixen Says:

    I just don’t understand this choice on any level. Walnuts must be salivating at the thought of all the ways the RNC will rip this choice to shreds.

  3. TheDomina Says:

    I’m with you…I woke up bleary eyed to a huge WTF kind of choice is that? Candidacy…ur doin’ it rong.

  4. badenbaden Says:

    EPIC FAIL, Barry. Per usual. Way to prove your “candidate of change” theme by picking a Senator who’s been around since Nixon.

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