Gonna Give You a Drank

I talked to the in-laws on the phone tonight, which means that:

1.  Their internet is not working and they decided to call South Carolina instead of India for help; and

2.  I have a new Rocket the Pig aka Miss Piggy aka Breakfast update.  Drumroll, please…

Late-Breaking News: Rocket the Pig Swims

What better way to return to Dixie than by blogging about a pig?  Okay, here goes.