Including the pickup lines.
Picture it: Murrells Inlet Kroger, 2008. Me, trying to buy groceries. Cute young checkout girl, trying to do her job. Old, yellow biker dude skeezer, in line behind me buying beer and chicken.
Skeezer to checkout girl: So, how’re you?
Checkout girl: Fine.
Skeezer: I can see that.
Me: Die in a fire.
Sometimes you wish you handn’t left your shank at home, knowhuddimean?
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