So, when I moved to South Carolina, I was like, “Lindsey Graham is gay, right?” But apparently he is not, and for that I am disappointed. Because how awesome would an openly gay South Carolina senator be? Lindsey is, however, apparently one of John McCain’s children. South Carolina radio told me so this morning, during a story about McCain’s super close relationship with Graham. When Cindy McCain was addressing the South Carolina RNC delegation at a breakfast the other day, she let everyone know that Lindsey is the McCains’ eight child and has his own bedroom in their home.
Kidding or not, that’s creepy. I just hope some good can come out of it, like maybe some serious job creation with a Guantanamo II here or something. We’re counting on you, Lindsey!
Tags: Creepiness, John McCain, Lindsey Graham
